William

Hi there, I am an even tempered, somewhat sarcastic person with a witty sense of humor who is looking for his soul mate. I am a one woman man looking for a one man woman . I am not interested in one night stands, drive-bys, hit and runs or anything similar, however an occasional quickie or nooner is okay (always with the same person). I love to GIVE and receive back rubs and I give free samples.

My future partner will not be wanting for displays of affection. She will be greatly appreciated and she will know it. Her birthday and our anniversary will always be celebrated. She will never have to cut the grass, shovel snow or take out the trash. She will want, and be made love to, frequently, followed by cuddling, spooning and maybe a bedtime story. I'll do everything I can not to break her heart , but everything I can to break her headboard.

I was gainfully employed at the same employer for 30 years and I recently retired. I enjoy rafting, canoeing, hiking, ATV riding, photography, zombie hunting and working on my house and property. I'm pretty handy around the house, all the rooms . I have never been married and I have no kids. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs. I have never been arrest and I have no warrants . I also enjoy shopping for furniture and then having a discussion about where it could be place in a room... (NOT! )

BTW, if things don't work out I am returnable as long as you bring me back in my original packaging.

Sagittarius

Average

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Caucasian